Evi in a Flash

Hello and welcome to The Raptis Report (not really).  I’m your hostess, Evi Raptis, one of the most hateful lovers of people you’ll ever meet.  As a true-blooded American, I enjoy spitting on tyrants, globalists, elitists and all of the off-limits groups of protected persons (so generally everyone other than white, straight, right-wing, Western men).  I don’t usually try to be cringy, but have pity on me: I can’t help that I was born a woman.

On the topic of womanhood, I can tell you that at the time of writing this, I’m no roastie.  I’m also not a catlady yet, since I’m still at in the, ehem, fertile season of my life (oh, late 20s or so).  I’m not married, though maybe if there weren’t so many state-sucking communists around here I would be by now.  In any case, it’s something I’m working on.

I have a talent for making very specific memes (on Gimp and MS Paint because I’m too autistic to buy Photoshop), composing lovely shitposts, and doing my real job on the side (I’m a chemical engineer).  I know, I know: >female scientist.  Frankly, I agree; I just do it because I inherited an inordinately large need for cognition from my father, and luckily I don’t have to work with any other women.  Needless to say, if you ever catch me making oddly specific chemistry jokes or picking on tecchies, there’s a reason.  This, as of right now, is a hobby: I’m no expert, but since my work is generally well-received, I’ll kept at it.

5/5 Breddy Gudd :DDDD